Koala Reporter Interviews Immortal Technique
Listen to our very own Koala reporter, EucalyptusStalker, interview Immortal Technique.
Relax with the Koala
For our meeting this Friday, we will be listening to smooth jazz. If we have any time left over, we may do some cheese tasting.
If you are interested, please drop by. Bring your love of Miles Davis, and maybe some Dubliner cheese. You know where to find us.
To get you in the mood, open these two pages in separate tabs. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. You deserve it. Crackling fire Stormy Weather
Top 5 Things I Think about To Maintain My Erection (While Fucking a Fattie)
- "If I fold the fat just right, it looks like I'm doing two chicks!"
- At least I know breakfast is going to rock in the morning.
- An even fatter fattie.
- My dad will totes think I'm straight now!
- I'm bumping up my square feet of women fucked per year by so much.
Let it Snow!
With Christmas only two months away, why not listen to some beautiful Christmas carols? Even though the singer may not be full of hearing, she is full of the holiday spirit!
Welcome back, motherfuckers.
As you may have noticed, we have been in the dark for pretty much the entire summer. While I could say we got drunk and set the server on fire or something, the truth is that if you spend more time blowing lines rather than coding them, Russians are going to pwn your shit sooner or later.
After bribing our IT guy with many sexual favors and immense amounts of alcohol, our site is back up and no longer looks like it was made by your autistic kid brother back in 1997.
The new site is going to be more lively and responsive. By the looks of most Twitter and Facebook feeds, many of you have a lot of trifling bullshit you want to fling at the world. Instead of spamming your drama all ove live journal or whateverthefuck, post it here where someone may one day raise a protest over your hateful whining.