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Sexually Tilted Lines In "Star Wars: A New Hope"
[Reprinted from UCSD's The Koala 10/14/93 issue]
- "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
- "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
- "Look at the size of that thing!"
- "Sorry about the mess..."
- "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
- "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
- "You've got something jammed in here real good."
- "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
- "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
- "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
Sexually Tilted Lines In "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back"
[Reprinted from UCSD's The Koala 12/1/93 issue]
- "And I thought they smelled bad...on the outside!"
- "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
- "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
- "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
- "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
- "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
- "Control, control! You must learn control!"
- "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
- "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
- "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"
Sexually Tilted Lines From "Star Wars: Return of the Jedi"
- "And hurry up, will ya? I haven't got all day!"
- "Hey! Point that thing someplace else!"
- "It'll work. It'll work."
- "Rise, my friend."
- "Hey, don't worry; Chewie and I got into a lot of places more heavily guarded than this."
- "I need more men."
- "I think you'll fit in nicely."
- "Move closer! Get along side that one!"
- "Back door, huh? Good idea."
- "She's gonna blow!"
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