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11/29/07	Cedar Fire Memorial Fire		73
I thought that after freshmen year I would never party on campus ever again...but I was wrong. I walked over to my buddy's place in the Marshall Uppers at about midnight. By the time I got there, the shit had already hit the fan. As I walk into the suite, I smelled smoke. I thought maybe since they were drunk, they brunt some food in the oven or something. But, no. I walk into the bedroom, and the first thing I notice is a giant fireball!! The party host's hair was on fire! He was so shitfaced that he even asked "Do you smell smoke?" Once his girlfriend started yelling "FIRE!!! YOUR HAIR!!! OH, FUCK!!!" he ran the kitchen sink. In the process of putting his head in the sink, he hit his head on the faucet, in turn cutting his scalp open with a 1.5-inch long gash. After he extinguished his hair with the sink water, he passed out on the kitchen floor from drunkenness and shock. As he laid on the floor, blood poured all over the floor. The rest of the Koalas immediately went back to getting drunk and partying. We decorated his face in sharpie, brunt hair, and blood. He looked like a Indian warrior when he woke up. 3 stars for the laughter!

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