Top Five Reasons The Koala Took Forever To Update TheKoala.Org

1. Too busy fucking your mother.

2. Lost our Jenga password block.

3. Goon Tournament.

4. Getting in on the “don’t have social media” trend.

5. Sabotage and embezzlement. 

Lucky you, the website is now updated and daterapéd.

Go FAWC yourselves,

The Koala