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For those of you initiative-takers who like to make a difference, take a stand against violence, insult roommates, rant and rave, break down communicative barriers, or write a senseless paragraph using the grammar of a deaf eight-year-old migrant worker, feel free to send us some personals!

All we ask is you use a little tact. And yes, we know that’s probably asking too much.

Remember: full names are bad because they get us sued. Thanks.

Simply fill out the form below and a one legged falcon will deliver your personal directly to the editor. 

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